SHREKPOSTING AFTER ANOTHER 8 HOUR SHIFT

Man, this schlep really drains. I'm so busted I could just fall asleep. All I wanna do is drink some juice and stare at the ceiling for eternity. But first, gotta share a few Onion Knight memes to defeat the boredom. Existence is a real journey, man. This corporate ladder you see? It's just a staircase leading to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you